top of page
CONTACT US
Base 1:
Our Bases
Antarctica
Fly on the back of a migrating Arctic Tern on its annual trip south. Hop off at the big iceberg, and swim in the freezing waters until you see a gigantic pizza sticking up out of the ground (our factory) with a big inflatable baby in front. (Come inside to warm up, and don't worry, you probably won't get hypothermia.)
Bermuda Triangle
Catch a boat off the coast of Florida. Sail southeast until you get bombarded with extreme storms.
Base 2:
Base 3:
Death Valley, CA
Cross over the sand dune adn turn left. Fall into the quicksand and follow the tunnel into the gopher hole.
bottom of page